- Me: Is it just me, or does the dog's Kong looks like world's biggest butt plug?
- Him: I'm pretty sure it's not.
- Me: PLEASE don't tell me that.
Etsy :: laurelarts :: Blue Heart with Ashes
Because I’m ONLY A LITTLE morbidly obsessed.
Is it just me or does anyone else find it hysterical that there’s a serious font called VAG Rounded?
(It’s a classic, created for Volkswagen in the 1970s and still used extensively in print today, mostly in magazine ads.)
via cdn.myfonts.com
Possibly one of the nicest shades of red ever; certainly one of the hippest. Definitely trending for 2009 for web design.
Apparently, France Cannot Afford Underwear
Interesting regional and generational variations on the “All the Girls in France” song sung by kids, which was in my head this morning - prompting a Google search for the third, missing verse.
The version I grew up with was most similar to this one, but began:
All the girls in France
Do a hula hula dance
Which is obviously the CORRECT version, although I think we also sang the same song with a “hoochie coochie” dance. Which, frankly, sounds like more fun.
Or as my husband says, “Don’t bring a wet dishcloth to a knife fight.”
Oh please fuck off.
Dear Client:
If you want your thing TODAY, it’s important you get back to me THIS MORNING because I do not OWN A FUCKING TARDIS.
Lurve,
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Web Designer
This is a video of a house described as “Retro 80’s” which indeed it is. My highschool boyfriend from 1987 - 1990 had this very same bathroom, showcased at 2:20m, except in black marble instead of black tile - complete with hot tub, double vanity, double shower, and all the lighting and mirrors you would imagine an all-black bathroom requires.
Memorably, his over doting mother delivered hot towels right out of the drier to him. While we in the bathroom. Shagging in the shower.
She didn’t even blink. She just asked “Is there extra toilet paper under the sink? OK, have fun!”
As the man says, “The 1980s were something, weren’t they?”
(via JimtheRealtor)
Some nice examples of step-above customer service. Interesting to see how customer loyalty is born.
Seriously: HOW HARD IS IT TO COOK RICE?
It’s about this hard:
- Boil a pot of water.
- Measure in 65g of rice per person.
- Cook for 10 minutes.
- Drain.
- Serve.
With the added convenience of Boil in Bag rice, of course, it’s all much easier:
- Boil a pot of water.
- Drop in one bag per person.
- Cook for 10 minutes.
- Open boiling hot bag, scald self, drain.
- Serve.
If you are spending twice as much money and twice as much packaging to put just as much effort to produce something that tastes like it was, well, boiled in plastic, I hope the recession kicks your LAZY ASS.
For all those people who do not understand how their online credit card transactions work. Including people who run online stores. Argh.
